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- Fish Clicker
Become a multibillionaire businessman by abusing the fishing market in this addicting clicker game! - Fish-Tack-toe
Challenge your friends and see if fish is stronger than man. - Ice Fishing Game*
Do not let the fish evade your dinner plate! Catch as many fish from under the ice as possible! - Fish Eating Competetion
Challenge your friends and see who is the worlds greatest fish eater! - Fish Invaders*
Do not let the illegal space fish contaminate your favorite fishing spot! - Fish runner*
Learn about the daily suffering, misery, loneliness and agony of fish existance! - Professional fishing*
A state of the art simulation about being an alcoholic and a professional fisherman! - Conways game of fish
A technical marvel of fish simulation! Watch fish evolve out of chaos infront of your own eyes! - Powder simulator
Immerse yourself in this whimsical realm of simulated wonders!
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I am a man named Takumi, and I love the ocean and everything in it, but my favorite thing is the fresh, raw fish I catch myself.
Every day, I would go out in my small boat and cast my line, waiting for a bite.
When I caught a fish, I would clean it on the spot and eat it right then and there, relishing the salty, juicy flavor.
My friends and family thought I was strange for eating raw fish, but I didn't care. To me, there was nothing better than the taste of fresh, wild fish straight from the ocean.
I even started to experiment with different kinds of fish and different seasonings to add to the raw meat.
The choice is yours. Cooked or raw fish?
"A two kilogram Whitefish!"
When one catches a 2 kilogram whitefish, the universe applauds and the stars dance in celebration. It's as if the fisherman has unlocked the secrets of the universe, and the fish itself is a symbol of cosmic achievement. Truly, the whitefish is not just a fish, but a representation of one's ability to conquer the mysteries of the universe with a fishing rod and a can of worms. So go forth, young fisherman, and catch that 2 kilogram whitefish.
The universe is waiting for you.
"You will never beat me at fish eating!"
When the redneck claims he cannot be beat at fish eating, it's as if the very essence of competitive eating has been distilled into a single, greasy moment. The fish become not just a meal, but a challenge to be conquered with nothing but sheer willpower and a healthy appetite. As the redneck devours fish after fish, the spectators can only watch in awe and admiration, wondering if there's any limit to his voraciousness. Truly, the redneck and the fish are locked in a battle for the ages, a testament to the indomitable spirit of the human appetite. So go forth, brave redneck, and eat those fish with all your might.
The world is watching, and your legacy is secure.
